Preserbate 

Finding pleasure in preserving.

For example if you're freeze drying food for your food storage and you've enjoyed your day preserving you have been preserbating

Presurbate: Finding pleasure in preserving.

I'm going to invite Hazel over today and we will be using the preserbatorium (kitchen) to preserbate the jam for Christmas gifts.

How dare you! You should be ashamed of yourself! I've caught you once again preserbating in the kitchen, seeking pleasure in preserving this bounty of sustenance to store away lending security for this family… and our loved ones!?

Preserbate by Granola thug June 9, 2024

Village Green Preservation Society 

The Kinks are the village green preservation society.
This phrase is derived from an album called

"The Kinks are The Village Green Preservation Society," released by The Kinks in 1968. It was uniquely out-of-step with its time. Everyone else was singing about rippling rainbows and purple trees, Ray Davies was singing about a happy England which never really existed in the glory in which he paints it, but which could if everybody listened to this album!

God Bless the Village Green and God Save The Kinks!

The Village Green Preservation Society:
"We are the office block persecution affinity,
God save little shops, china cups and virginity."

Village Green:
"Out in the country, far from all the soot and noise of the city,
there's a village green.
It's been a long time, since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple, down by the village green.
It was there I met a girl called Daisy, and kissed her by the old oak tree."

Village Green Preservation Society by ray davies is wise May 23, 2011

preservative 

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.
Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.
Martin: God exists...!

preservative by analphabet November 13, 2007

Peesterbate 

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.

I accidently peesterbated last night.

Peesterbate by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010

Preservation-fucked

When your community saves so much water/electricity, that your water/electricity company has to raise its prices for usage, so then going back to using water/electricity more laid back will become a bad idea.

"Why is water becoming more expensive for the city now?"

"Oh, cause last year I tried really hard to encourage everyone to save water in several different ways. I guess more people acted than expected."

"Well thanks to you, the WHOLE city is preservation-fucked!"

Preservation-fucked by saveRplanet April 8, 2010

preservation through destruction 

1-To remember something vividly by destroying it completely.
2- To keep something only after destroying it.

"At 250,000 miles, all we had left of that truck was it's preservation through destruction."

"After the apocalypse, it was said that cities were to be remembered by their preservation through destruction."

preservation through destruction by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

The Self Preservation Society 

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.

1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.

The Self Preservation Society by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005