Peesterbate

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.

I accidently peesterbated last night.

by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010

peesterbate

Pee and use your pee to masterbate

It feels good to peesterbate

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOK January 19, 2014

plasterbate

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

by YuriN March 18, 2008

poosterbate

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

Peeturbate

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.

"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."

by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

pissterbate

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.

Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."

by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013

popesterbate

The act of poopsterbating in a church's or holy place's bathroom.

I ducked out of mass for a quick popesterbate this afternoon... I left quite the offering.

by furtivespy February 23, 2014