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preservative

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.
Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.
Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.
Martin: God exists...!
by analphabet November 13, 2007
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Village Green Preservation Society

The Kinks are the village green preservation society.
This phrase is derived from an album called

"The Kinks are The Village Green Preservation Society," released by The Kinks in 1968. It was uniquely out-of-step with its time. Everyone else was singing about rippling rainbows and purple trees, Ray Davies was singing about a happy England which never really existed in the glory in which he paints it, but which could if everybody listened to this album!

God Bless the Village Green and God Save The Kinks!
The Village Green Preservation Society:
"We are the office block persecution affinity,
God save little shops, china cups and virginity."

Village Green:
"Out in the country, far from all the soot and noise of the city,
there's a village green.
It's been a long time, since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple, down by the village green.
It was there I met a girl called Daisy, and kissed her by the old oak tree."
by ray davies is wise May 23, 2011
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progervative

A progressive conservative in approach to problem solving. A person who is progressive by recombining ideas that worked in the past into new ideas. Progressives generally want to try things that didn't work in the past, because, well, it wasn't them trying it, and they are way cooler than the last people. (Or they don't know it failed last time.) Conservatives generally like trying things that worked before but aren't smart or cool enough to make cool or clueless people understand or like the old idea.
Obama is slippin! He talked all progressive, but he's like some dang progervative.
by progervative January 25, 2009
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Preservation-fucked

When your community saves so much water/electricity, that your water/electricity company has to raise its prices for usage, so then going back to using water/electricity more laid back will become a bad idea.
"Why is water becoming more expensive for the city now?"

"Oh, cause last year I tried really hard to encourage everyone to save water in several different ways. I guess more people acted than expected."

"Well thanks to you, the WHOLE city is preservation-fucked!"
by saveRplanet April 8, 2010
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preservation through destruction

1-To remember something vividly by destroying it completely.
2- To keep something only after destroying it.
"At 250,000 miles, all we had left of that truck was it's preservation through destruction."

"After the apocalypse, it was said that cities were to be remembered by their preservation through destruction."
by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006
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The Self Preservation Society

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.
1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005
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preservatif

"Excusey moi french dude, like je voudrais un preservatif..." * if a girl blush and look tres embarassed, if a guy shrug shoulders and look macho in international guy-gesture for "im getting some tonight" *
by dude October 21, 2003
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