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Powernap+ 

A nap greater than 15 minutes but less than an hour where the precursor to sleeping is masturbating.
I had the best nap today, I had a porno mag with me so I made it a powernap+, which is even better.
Powernap+ by Jondewyo December 20, 2008
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Brighton Powertap 

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, and upon the first thrust you break the bed...and your girlfriend.
"When we were in Florida, my friend gave his girl the Brighton powertap and broke their bed, and we didn't get our security deposit back."
Brighton Powertap by UMRugby December 2, 2009

Powernap 

A nap that is at least 15 minutes long, but not greater than 1 hour.
(Unless, you tell your friends that you are going to take a powernap at 2:00 am and end up waking back up again at 7:00 the next morning)
Hey Powernap Patterson, did you have a nice nap?
Powernap by Powernap Patterson March 10, 2004

Powernap 

A code word said for Masturbation in a situation where actually saying Masturbation would be inappropriate or dirty. As in if someone knocks on the door you say "I'm taking a powernap"
You powernap so you can stay awake for the slumber party
Powernap by powernapper89 April 4, 2011
When you're supposed to sleep for 20 minutes and end up sleeping for 2 hours or more. In stead of feeling refreshed, you feel completely tapped of energy and you have the breath of a horse six days dead.
I was going to take a powernap this afternoon, but when I woke up 3 hours later with a awful taste in my mouth I figured I'd taken a powertap instead.
Powertap by Agerton September 23, 2010

PowerNap 

What one does to escape an especially boring PowerPoint presentation.
I can't look at one more of Dave's slides on TPS Reports. I'm gonna take a quick PowerNap.
PowerNap by Big Blue Steve January 30, 2009

powernap 

When somebody just masterbated and got an extremely good orgasm. They lay down and take a quick sleep.
-I just watched some good porn, and ended taking a powernap for four hours.
powernap by mr.jimmy September 19, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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