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Powernap 

A code word said for Masturbation in a situation where actually saying Masturbation would be inappropriate or dirty. As in if someone knocks on the door you say "I'm taking a powernap"
You powernap so you can stay awake for the slumber party
Powernap by powernapper89 April 4, 2011

PowerNap 

What one does to escape an especially boring PowerPoint presentation.
I can't look at one more of Dave's slides on TPS Reports. I'm gonna take a quick PowerNap.
PowerNap by Big Blue Steve January 30, 2009

powernap 

When somebody just masterbated and got an extremely good orgasm. They lay down and take a quick sleep.
-I just watched some good porn, and ended taking a powernap for four hours.
powernap by mr.jimmy September 19, 2009

Powernap 

When you lie to your best friend and you're actually having sex
Best Friend:"Do you remember my powernap the other night?"
Powernap by Oevin March 2, 2022

Kotic Powernap

A survival mechanism where the body enters involuntary hibernation mode, ignoring alarms, responsibilities, and human contact.
Don’t worry, he’s not dead — just in a Kotic powernap.”

“Classic Kotic behavior: 15-minute nap, 9-hour coma.”
Kotic Powernap by Papavlas January 27, 2026

Mansfield Power Nap 

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.
Melissa took a “Mansfield power nap” in the middle of an argument with Sparky.