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Powernap 

A nap that is at least 15 minutes long, but not greater than 1 hour.
(Unless, you tell your friends that you are going to take a powernap at 2:00 am and end up waking back up again at 7:00 the next morning)
Hey Powernap Patterson, did you have a nice nap?
Powernap by Powernap Patterson March 10, 2004
Words you can keep

Powernap 

A code word said for Masturbation in a situation where actually saying Masturbation would be inappropriate or dirty. As in if someone knocks on the door you say "I'm taking a powernap"
You powernap so you can stay awake for the slumber party
Powernap by powernapper89 April 4, 2011

PowerNap 

What one does to escape an especially boring PowerPoint presentation.
I can't look at one more of Dave's slides on TPS Reports. I'm gonna take a quick PowerNap.
PowerNap by Big Blue Steve January 30, 2009

powernap 

When somebody just masterbated and got an extremely good orgasm. They lay down and take a quick sleep.
-I just watched some good porn, and ended taking a powernap for four hours.
powernap by mr.jimmy September 19, 2009

Powernap 

When you lie to your best friend and you're actually having sex
Best Friend:"Do you remember my powernap the other night?"
Powernap by Oevin March 2, 2022

Kotic Powernap

A survival mechanism where the body enters involuntary hibernation mode, ignoring alarms, responsibilities, and human contact.
Don’t worry, he’s not dead — just in a Kotic powernap.”

“Classic Kotic behavior: 15-minute nap, 9-hour coma.”
Kotic Powernap by Papavlas January 27, 2026

Mansfield Power Nap 

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.
Melissa took a “Mansfield power nap” in the middle of an argument with Sparky.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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