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Powernap 

A code word said for Masturbation in a situation where actually saying Masturbation would be inappropriate or dirty. As in if someone knocks on the door you say "I'm taking a powernap"
You powernap so you can stay awake for the slumber party
Powernap by powernapper89 April 4, 2011

PowerNap 

What one does to escape an especially boring PowerPoint presentation.
I can't look at one more of Dave's slides on TPS Reports. I'm gonna take a quick PowerNap.
PowerNap by Big Blue Steve January 30, 2009

powernap 

When somebody just masterbated and got an extremely good orgasm. They lay down and take a quick sleep.
-I just watched some good porn, and ended taking a powernap for four hours.
powernap by mr.jimmy September 19, 2009

Powernap 

When you lie to your best friend and you're actually having sex
Powernap by Oevin March 2, 2022

Kotic Powernap

A survival mechanism where the body enters involuntary hibernation mode, ignoring alarms, responsibilities, and human contact.
“Don’t worry, he’s not dead — just in a Kotic powernap.”

“Classic Kotic behavior: 15-minute nap, 9-hour coma.”
Kotic Powernap by Papavlas January 27, 2026

Mansfield Power Nap 

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.
Melissa took a “Mansfield power napin the middle of an argument with Sparky.