Portswood 

Takeaway shops? Check

Students? Check

Uni-Link busses? Check

Piss? Check

Vape shops? Check

Neglected Victorian houses? Check

Phone shops? Check

Vapes strewn across ground? Check

Drunk students? Check

I would suggest not to live in Portswood to raise a family

Portswood by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Porksword 

A penis

She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword.

Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there

Porksword by Keso October 20, 2003

Porksword 

Slang word for a large penis.

Fred Stabbed Me With His Porksword!

Porksword by Jay-Fro June 26, 2006

Portwooded 

When you're an annoying bitch who thinks you're famous because of mild popularity on a Facebook group, but the group raises money for a donation to get you kicked out.

I was killing it in that group, but then I got portwooded.

Portwooded by SDN Godfather October 7, 2017

Pornywood

The area of the San Fernando Valley near Los Angeles, California, famed for being the epicentre of pornographic film production in the U.S.

Wow, you're dating a Pornywood actress? Tell me, has she bleached her anus?

Pornywood by croecko June 10, 2016

PorkSword 

a ifunny account that posts cursed images, he is simultaneously the most loved and hated account on the app

Dude 1:"bro PorkSword just posted another shit image"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"

PorkSword by ShreksCrusader August 8, 2020

portwood 

A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.

Oh my God, do you see that Portwood over there? I want to have his children!

portwood by Lana Larson February 13, 2014