croecko's definitions

hippietard

Ridiculously idealistic and whimsical yet utterly unrealistic.

Melanie's dream to quit her job and move to the country to raise goats with which to make soap is soooo hippietard.

by croecko March 2, 2014

Pornywood

The area of the San Fernando Valley near Los Angeles, California, famed for being the epicentre of pornographic film production in the U.S.

Wow, you're dating a Pornywood actress? Tell me, has she bleached her anus?

by croecko June 10, 2016

carcoleptic

Person who falls asleep immediately upon sitting in an automobile. Person who suffers from carcolepsy.

The bobbing head, drool and loud snoring clearly identified the person sitting in the passenger seat as a carcoleptic.

by croecko September 3, 2013

Incintegrate

To both incinerate and disintegrate something to ensure its absolute destruction.

Can you please incintegrate your old plaster Elvis bust? It's smirk is really creeping me out.

by croecko December 18, 2023

Fartasma

The brown cloud which lingers in the ether after a person has passed gas.

Ohmigod, I almost passed out back there while passing through your girlfriend's fartasma!

by croecko December 26, 2021

bumbouchure

The characteristic way in which a person's anus and rectum generate sound whilst passing gas.

Can you believe Isla's loud and voluminous farts? She must have quite the bumbouchure!

by croecko June 4, 2021

hunghood

A male package of prodigious length and girth; a manhood which truly bestows upon its bearer the epithet "hung."

I hate going to the locker room with him. He is always smugly exhibiting his hunghood for everyone to see.

by croecko June 29, 2021