portwood
A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.
portwood by Lana Larson February 13, 2014
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brittany portwood
She is very stubborn and likes gossip, she could get whatever guy she wanted but not in a good way, she is a whore. Most everyone hates her and those who are her "friend" are only being used by her. She is rude to everybody and thinks very highly of herself. She is most comenly known as a slut and a whore. Brittany portwoods are usually "twofaced" and talk bad about other people. If you see a Brittany portwood run bc u might get infected.
brittany portwood by Jakobbbbbbb October 31, 2013
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Kelsey portwood
Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.
Kelsey portwood by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022
Portwooded
When you're an annoying bitch who thinks you're famous because of mild popularity on a Facebook group, but the group raises money for a donation to get you kicked out.
Portwooded by SDN Godfather October 7, 2017
portwooded
portwooded by Attack Choppa October 7, 2017
porkwood
porkwood by Rashard wilson January 9, 2008
Portswood
Takeaway shops? Check
Students? Check
Uni-Link busses? Check
Piss? Check
Vape shops? Check
Neglected Victorian houses? Check
Phone shops? Check
Vapes strewn across ground? Check
Drunk students? Check
Students? Check
Uni-Link busses? Check
Piss? Check
Vape shops? Check
Neglected Victorian houses? Check
Phone shops? Check
Vapes strewn across ground? Check
Drunk students? Check
Portswood by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
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