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A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.
Oh my God, do you see that Portwood over there? I want to have his children!
by Lana Larson February 13, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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