Porksword
She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword.
Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there
Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there
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Porksword
PorkSword
a ifunny account that posts cursed images, he is simultaneously the most loved and hated account on the app
Dude 1:"bro PorkSword just posted another shit image"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"
PorkSword by ShreksCrusader August 8, 2020
Jorking My Porksword
Jorking My Porksword by Bruvmomente April 5, 2024
Porkward
For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days
Porkward by butterfly poon October 4, 2012
pork sword pneumonia
The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
pork sword pneumonia by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018
pork sword reward
pork sword reward by Cock Neck July 29, 2012
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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