Portwooded 

When you're an annoying bitch who thinks you're famous because of mild popularity on a Facebook group, but the group raises money for a donation to get you kicked out.

I was killing it in that group, but then I got portwooded.

Portwooded by SDN Godfather October 7, 2017

portwooded 

Banned from a group for a period of time for fundraising purposes.

Well, I got portwooded from the group again, but at least it's for a great cause!

portwooded by Attack Choppa October 7, 2017

portwood 

A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.

Oh my God, do you see that Portwood over there? I want to have his children!

portwood by Lana Larson February 13, 2014

brittany portwood 

She is very stubborn and likes gossip, she could get whatever guy she wanted but not in a good way, she is a whore. Most everyone hates her and those who are her "friend" are only being used by her. She is rude to everybody and thinks very highly of herself. She is most comenly known as a slut and a whore. Brittany portwoods are usually "twofaced" and talk bad about other people. If you see a Brittany portwood run bc u might get infected.

Dog(aka) brittany portwood

brittany portwood by Jakobbbbbbb October 31, 2013

Kelsey portwood 

Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.

Kelsey Portwood is a real bitch.
You are such a Kelsey Portwood.

Kelsey portwood by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022