Pornywood

The area of the San Fernando Valley near Los Angeles, California, famed for being the epicentre of pornographic film production in the U.S.

Wow, you're dating a Pornywood actress? Tell me, has she bleached her anus?

by croecko June 10, 2016

Portwooded

When you're an annoying bitch who thinks you're famous because of mild popularity on a Facebook group, but the group raises money for a donation to get you kicked out.

I was killing it in that group, but then I got portwooded.

by SDN Godfather October 7, 2017

pornyonder

Bastardisation of the Telewest broadband service BlueYonder when bought specifically for the quicker access to porn and naked women.

You got your pornyonder yet mate?

by Lockdown June 15, 2004

portwood

A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.

Oh my God, do you see that Portwood over there? I want to have his children!

by Lana Larson February 13, 2014

hornywoodie

hornywoodie is a an underrated account on instagram, she posts shit all the time, if you looking for random laughs, hornywoodie will help u

omg did u see hornywoodie’s stories?
yea i pissed myself chile

by hornywoodie June 27, 2020

portwooded

Banned from a group for a period of time for fundraising purposes.

Well, I got portwooded from the group again, but at least it's for a great cause!

by Attack Choppa October 7, 2017

brittany portwood

She is very stubborn and likes gossip, she could get whatever guy she wanted but not in a good way, she is a whore. Most everyone hates her and those who are her "friend" are only being used by her. She is rude to everybody and thinks very highly of herself. She is most comenly known as a slut and a whore. Brittany portwoods are usually "twofaced" and talk bad about other people. If you see a Brittany portwood run bc u might get infected.

Dog(aka) brittany portwood

by Jakobbbbbbb October 31, 2013