parrswood 

A communal gathering place of all of manchesters scally population. On occasions a group of thugs will threaten to "split your wig" or may even through a half chewed strawberry cone in your direction and then run of down the road shouting ice cream coat at you in a shrill voice, followed by im gonna get my brother to spark you out.

"betta watch it laddy or im gonna split your wig"

"look hes wearing the ice cream coat"

Leonard in retaliation "what you got a badger down you ur pants?"

parrswood by Pirate April 2, 2004

Parkwood high school 

School in the middle of nowhere where everybody fucks their cousins and drives tractors.

"You're cute, do you wanna date?"
"Nah I'm fucking my cousin"
"Must go to Parkwood high school"

Parkwood high school by Softcock November 24, 2015

Parkwood 

Parkwood (bitch ass kids) - the sweetest neighborhood in phily. Fox chase owns parkwood. Fox chase beat the shit out of the bitch ass niggas from parkwood till they bitched that it was squashed... FC ALL DAY.

Ex. Parkwood tried to roll on 4 FC kids wit more then 20 dudes and got fucked up. They talk shit and cant back it up. Fox chase dicks on Parkwood daily.

Synonyms. bitches, pussys, faggots, sweet ass kids, neighborhood owned by fox chase,

Parkwood by Fox Chase October 4, 2009

Parkwood Popper 

After covering your cock in popcorn butter, you ejaculate while masturbating using two popcorn scoops into a courtesy cup, which inturn you serve as topping for your lovers evening snack.

There after, the lover finishes the last drop and precedes to shit in a bag of marcus theatre raisenets, in which you place in your ass, while before saving all farts for an entire week, so you can burst them out projectiling into your lovers ass, while they also saved farts for a week. This "game of catch" continues until the chocolate melts in the asshole which acts as lubricant. You use the handles of the two popcorn scoops to reac inside to the prostate, creating a big enough hole to pour icee into, freezing the entire anal cavity in place so later you can shatter it with the popcorn scoop.

T-bird gave cotty one hell of a parkwood popper, thus resulting in an injured arm.

Parkwood Popper by Doc and Brenda July 9, 2007

Portswood 

Takeaway shops? Check

Students? Check

Uni-Link busses? Check

Piss? Check

Vape shops? Check

Neglected Victorian houses? Check

Phone shops? Check

Vapes strewn across ground? Check

Drunk students? Check

I would suggest not to live in Portswood to raise a family

Portswood by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

parkwood 

sortoff in maidstone, kent
apparently it has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in europe

lol @ parkwood tis full of council accomidation (explaining the stats)

parkwood by lol@theworld June 6, 2007

parkwood 

adj- sucks ; sucky ;poor condition
vrb- to suck ie stop parkwooding

s*** parkwood is the worst

parkwood by parkwood is gay April 13, 2004