116 definitions by Jack Spank9049
Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!
by Jack Spank9049 February 24, 2023
(1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments
1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak
2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes
2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes
by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022
The place I can travel too and back in the time it takes for the Urban Dick moderators to approve my definitions!
Spack No.2: I can travel to Mars and back in the time it takes for the moderators of Urban Dick to approve my submissions!
by Jack Spank9049 June 14, 2022
There are teenagers like me who work jobs, want to learn how to drive etc. and you have the small minority of teens boasting about being "sigma males" *sigh*
by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023
Proper noun: Prime is a hydration drink released by Youtubers/celebrities Logan Paul and KSI. Despite being up for sale in regular stores (Aldi, Asda etc.) at RRP, people are buying these and upselling them for prices like £20 a pop or 3 for £100.
The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.
The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.
Person 1: Popping to the shop, what drink would you like?
Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!
Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"
Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!
Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"
by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023
Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask
Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*
Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*
Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022