Make like Mart

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"
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On the piss

When one is drunk or at least drinking a hefty amount of alcohol in one sitting. I.E; At a birthday party or on New Year's Eve.
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Chav FM

This word (or phrase - what every you call it) was invented by Spack No.2's school tutor.

It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.

Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'

This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!
Wannabe Roadman/Drug dealer: *Plays some drill song*

Tutor: "Can you turn off your Chav FM please?"
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Spankroom

Basically an alternative word for the word bathroom
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Gavin

Gavin - a very funny, sometimes annoying but a very chatty bloke who may also be heavily against vegans
Gavin: "Fucking Vegans: they should be shot!"
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Mugshot

The act of inmature children and teenagers taking pictures of other people (mainly their mates) without their prior knowledge.
Jack, can you please stop taking mugshots of me please?
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Fire Drill

The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!
Fire Drill at Saint Marys as Chelsea score 4 before the half-time whistle
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