porkwood

Somthing that is meaty but lacks moistness when coming out the micowave

Dawg that bacon tastes like porkwood

by Rashard wilson January 9, 2008

Parkwood high school

School in the middle of nowhere where everybody fucks their cousins and drives tractors.

"You're cute, do you wanna date?"
"Nah I'm fucking my cousin"
"Must go to Parkwood high school"

by Softcock November 24, 2015

Portwooded

When you're an annoying bitch who thinks you're famous because of mild popularity on a Facebook group, but the group raises money for a donation to get you kicked out.

I was killing it in that group, but then I got portwooded.

by SDN Godfather October 7, 2017

portwood

A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.

Oh my God, do you see that Portwood over there? I want to have his children!

by Lana Larson February 13, 2014

porknoodle

(pôrk'nōōd'l) n. A flaccid penis.

I just got my porknoodle caught in my zipper while taking a piss.

by Tommy Ragu January 8, 2009

portwooded

Banned from a group for a period of time for fundraising purposes.

Well, I got portwooded from the group again, but at least it's for a great cause!

by Attack Choppa October 7, 2017

brittany portwood

She is very stubborn and likes gossip, she could get whatever guy she wanted but not in a good way, she is a whore. Most everyone hates her and those who are her "friend" are only being used by her. She is rude to everybody and thinks very highly of herself. She is most comenly known as a slut and a whore. Brittany portwoods are usually "twofaced" and talk bad about other people. If you see a Brittany portwood run bc u might get infected.

Dog(aka) brittany portwood

by Jakobbbbbbb October 31, 2013