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Parkwood high school 

School in the middle of nowhere where everybody fucks their cousins and drives tractors.
"You're cute, do you wanna date?"
"Nah I'm fucking my cousin"
"Must go to Parkwood high school"
Parkwood high school by Softcock November 24, 2015

Portwooded 

When you're an annoying bitch who thinks you're famous because of mild popularity on a Facebook group, but the group raises money for a donation to get you kicked out.
I was killing it in that group, but then I got portwooded.
Portwooded by SDN Godfather October 7, 2017

portwood 

A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.
Oh my God, do you see that Portwood over there? I want to have his children!
portwood by Lana Larson February 13, 2014

porknoodle

(pôrk'nōōd'l) n. A flaccid penis.
I just got my porknoodle caught in my zipper while taking a piss.
porknoodle by Tommy Ragu January 8, 2009

portwooded 

Banned from a group for a period of time for fundraising purposes.
Well, I got portwooded from the group again, but at least it's for a great cause!
portwooded by Attack Choppa October 7, 2017

brittany portwood 

She is very stubborn and likes gossip, she could get whatever guy she wanted but not in a good way, she is a whore. Most everyone hates her and those who are her "friend" are only being used by her. She is rude to everybody and thinks very highly of herself. She is most comenly known as a slut and a whore. Brittany portwoods are usually "twofaced" and talk bad about other people. If you see a Brittany portwood run bc u might get infected.
Dog(aka) brittany portwood
brittany portwood by Jakobbbbbbb October 31, 2013
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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