She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword.
Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there
Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there
by Keso October 20, 2003
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Get the Porksword mug.a ifunny account that posts cursed images, he is simultaneously the most loved and hated account on the app
Dude 1:"bro PorkSword just posted another shit image"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"
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Get the Porkward mug.The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
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