Portarius

The spirit of an old greek ruin called Portara. Every second full moon of the month it selects its target (which will be eaten). That person will hear a ringing bell, the frequency of which indicates how close the spirit is to them.

person A: I can hear a bell ringing very fast.
person B: Oh no! Portarius is coming to get you

by tsiken April 11, 2022

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portapussy

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.

The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

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Portalism

The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.

Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.

by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

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Portapuss

Portapuss is a sexual act in which a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman or a woman and a donkey can partake in. In portapuss, the two lovers have sex standing up in a port-a-potty. There are many variations of portapuss, the dirty porty, the blue porty, and the donkey suprise.

"Man, that dude popped her coochie and then they portapussed" or "Hey baby, how bout you and me go to a construction site and portapuss"

by portapussman April 13, 2010

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