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Portarius 

The spirit of an old greek ruin called Portara. Every second full moon of the month it selects its target (which will be eaten). That person will hear a ringing bell, the frequency of which indicates how close the spirit is to them.
person A: I can hear a bell ringing very fast.
person B: Oh no! Portarius is coming to get you
Portarius by tsiken April 11, 2022
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portapussy 

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.
portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006
The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.
Portalism by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

Portapuss 

Portapuss is a sexual act in which a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman or a woman and a donkey can partake in. In portapuss, the two lovers have sex standing up in a port-a-potty. There are many variations of portapuss, the dirty porty, the blue porty, and the donkey suprise.
"Man, that dude popped her coochie and then they portapussed" or "Hey baby, how bout you and me go to a construction site and portapuss"
Portapuss by portapussman April 13, 2010

Portalish 

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.
Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"
Portalish by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019

Portapussy 

Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.
Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy
Portapussy by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018

Porterishere 

Porterishere is a transmale twitch and youtuber.
"Did you watch porterishere's stream last night."
"No I'm going to watch it when he posts it on YouTube."
Porterishere by Spirited away February 19, 2021