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portapussy
A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight
The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006
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Portarius • Portarised • portapussy • Portapuss • Polarius • Pontanius Bläckus • Portalised • Portalish • Portalism • portapiss
Portalism
The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.
Portalism by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023
Portapuss
Portapuss is a sexual act in which a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman or a woman and a donkey can partake in. In portapuss, the two lovers have sex standing up in a port-a-potty. There are many variations of portapuss, the dirty porty, the blue porty, and the donkey suprise.
"Man, that dude popped her coochie and then they portapussed" or "Hey baby, how bout you and me go to a construction site and portapuss"
Portapuss by portapussman April 13, 2010
Portalish
When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.
Portalish by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019
Portapussy
Portapussy by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018
Porterishere
"Did you watch porterishere's stream last night."
"No I'm going to watch it when he posts it on YouTube."
"No I'm going to watch it when he posts it on YouTube."
Porterishere by Spirited away February 19, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.