Portapuss is a sexual act in which a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman or a woman and a donkey can partake in. In portapuss, the two lovers have sex standing up in a port-a-potty. There are many variations of portapuss, the dirty porty, the blue porty, and the donkey suprise.
"Man, that dude popped her coochie and then they portapussed" or "Hey baby, how bout you and me go to a construction site and portapuss"
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No one knows the exact origins of the word or what it means, but there are many theories. Most believe it is the combination of some word containing "port" and "pussy" - it is well known that all portapusses like pussy.
Some suggest the "port" derives from "Portland," as in Portland, Oregon. Portland is thought to be the second favorite city of Gorill State co-founder A.R. Nielsen.
Others believe it comes from "portapotty."
Whatever the case, Portapuss is not to be confused with the platypus, although at many times, a platypus can be a Portapuss.
No one knows the exact origins of the word or what it means, but there are many theories. Most believe it is the combination of some word containing "port" and "pussy" - it is well known that all portapusses like pussy.
Some suggest the "port" derives from "Portland," as in Portland, Oregon. Portland is thought to be the second favorite city of Gorill State co-founder A.R. Nielsen.
Others believe it comes from "portapotty."
Whatever the case, Portapuss is not to be confused with the platypus, although at many times, a platypus can be a Portapuss.
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The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
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