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portapussy 

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A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.
portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006
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Portapussy 

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Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.
Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy
Portapussy by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018

Porchpussy 

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A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.
Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.
Porchpussy by RT51 February 9, 2010

porcupussy 

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When a usually well waxed pussy need maintenance and get a little stubbly. It's porcupussy.
"I hadn't been waxed for a while - and when I wiped myself - I felt like I was petting a porcupine - my porcupussy"
porcupussy by Lewis Clark December 1, 2007

platapussy 

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getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus
Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.
platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

permapussy 

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A long-term relationship with a girl you dont give to shits about, you just want to get some.
"Dude, youre a sophmore in college why are you going out with a 15 year old?"

"Im just tryin to get some permapussy"
permapussy by Mattel Hasbro March 31, 2009

Portapuss 

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Portapuss is a sexual act in which a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman or a woman and a donkey can partake in. In portapuss, the two lovers have sex standing up in a port-a-potty. There are many variations of portapuss, the dirty porty, the blue porty, and the donkey suprise.
"Man, that dude popped her coochie and then they portapussed" or "Hey baby, how bout you and me go to a construction site and portapuss"
Portapuss by portapussman April 13, 2010
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