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permapissed 

Adjective.

The state, usually of the female gender, in which the person seems to be permanently upset or pissed regardless if there is really anything wrong or bothering them.
Sally always walks down the street with a frown on her face and arms crossed. She is is definitely permapissed!
permapissed by sygyzy September 25, 2003

portapussy 

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.
portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006
The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.
Portalism by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

PortalPass17 

PortalPass17 is a friend of Srcringe and he like to write pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis a lot. He is very intelligent and struggles to forget things.
Srcringe: C'mere boi

PortalPass17: no u
PortalPass17 by Sytro April 22, 2019

Portapuss 

Portapuss is a sexual act in which a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman or a woman and a donkey can partake in. In portapuss, the two lovers have sex standing up in a port-a-potty. There are many variations of portapuss, the dirty porty, the blue porty, and the donkey suprise.
"Man, that dude popped her coochie and then they portapussed" or "Hey baby, how bout you and me go to a construction site and portapuss"
Portapuss by portapussman April 13, 2010

Portalish 

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.
Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"
Portalish by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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