portapiss

An idiot who needs mental help

John was being an idiot and making Crack head jokes so his friend called him a portapiss

by Liloandstich April 23, 2024

permapissed

Adjective.

The state, usually of the female gender, in which the person seems to be permanently upset or pissed regardless if there is really anything wrong or bothering them.

Sally always walks down the street with a frown on her face and arms crossed. She is is definitely permapissed!

by sygyzy September 25, 2003

portapussy

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.

The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

Portalism

The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.

Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.

by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

PortalPass17

PortalPass17 is a friend of Srcringe and he like to write pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis a lot. He is very intelligent and struggles to forget things.

Srcringe: C'mere boi

PortalPass17: no u

by Sytro April 22, 2019

Portapuss

Portapuss is a sexual act in which a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman or a woman and a donkey can partake in. In portapuss, the two lovers have sex standing up in a port-a-potty. There are many variations of portapuss, the dirty porty, the blue porty, and the donkey suprise.

"Man, that dude popped her coochie and then they portapussed" or "Hey baby, how bout you and me go to a construction site and portapuss"

by portapussman April 13, 2010

Portalish

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.

Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"

by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019