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pornobrarian
A woman, usually donning glasses and a business suit, that could definitely be a librarian by day and porno star by night.
Nick : "That bitch looks like a pornobrarian."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."
pornobrarian by kozrules February 19, 2007
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Pornoyear • porno bear • Pornostar • pointyears • pornobrarian • pornoceros • Pornoer • Pornoerotic • Pornoetry • Pornomargg
Pornoerotic
Images of the naked human body or sexual intercourse without a focus on the details. Viewing images without disgust.
Pornoerotic by Dan2009 September 18, 2009
Pornoetry
Pornographic poetry. It is often used by people that want to look semi-intelligent. They use it to profess their undying love in a poetic sense. The worse kind uses forced rhymes and dumb synonyms.
An good example of bad pornoetry:
"The oyster of lust
opens to the world
As thousands thrust
their spears unfurled
Firmly into her socket"
"The oyster of lust
opens to the world
As thousands thrust
their spears unfurled
Firmly into her socket"
Pornoetry by Universal Bob July 20, 2008
pornoceros
noun. a boy who is really hot and that you would like to see in porn (having sex).
plural: pornoceri
plural: pornoceri
pornoceros by titusaurus October 23, 2006
pornover
A drained feeling often combined with muscular aches and/or cramps from watching or downloading pornography all night and related activity
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