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Pornoetry 

Pornographic poetry. It is often used by people that want to look semi-intelligent. They use it to profess their undying love in a poetic sense. The worse kind uses forced rhymes and dumb synonyms.
An good example of bad pornoetry:
"The oyster of lust
opens to the world
As thousands thrust
their spears unfurled
Firmly into her socket"
Pornoetry by Universal Bob July 20, 2008
Words you can keep
Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.
After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.
Pornery by kipchoogey July 23, 2010
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AKA Shithouse Poetry. These linguistic gems are found in porta-johns and bathroom stalls from Idaho to Fallujah
Pooetry

In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon

~The Shithouse Poet
Pooetry by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

pornotration 

The act of penetrating a woman as you watch an x-rated film.
She was so offended by the pornotration that she went and took a rape shower!
pornotration by drewniverse December 25, 2010

Pornetry 

A genre or type of music that infuses smooth melodies with intimacy-based lyrics. To put it mildly, it is Erotica set to music.
I heard this sexy song that talked about a three way in such detail, it was like Pornetry.
Pornetry by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012
Poetry and/or spoken word of a sexual nature.

Poetry and/or spoken word that contains words that are extremely graphic in a sexual manner.

Sexual poetry.
Watch as Jasmine gets up on stage and spits that pornotry.

Her Happy Head poems are basically a form of pornotry.

Listening to pornotry gives me an eargasm.
pornotry by JasminePRain March 17, 2016

Pornetry 

The infusion of smooth melodic sounds with intimacy-based spoken word, basically it is Erotica set to music.
I heard this song on the radio that talked about a threesome in such detail it was like watching or listening to a dirty movie, like pornetry. It made me hot & Ooh, I loved every second of it.
Pornetry by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012
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