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Cornbears

Bears that live in corn. See Pornbears.

If you were walking outside of a cornfield complaing about things being over priced and praising Seinfeld, you might get suddenly mauled to a hideous death by a pack of Cornbears. Dr. Andy Hjortshoj is the world's expert on these elusive creatures.

by shojsauce December 15, 2010

Pornbears

When the wintry weather comes, instead of going into a cave and hibernating for months, a Cornbears will grow a thick porno stache and mate for the entire season to keep warm.

Wow! look at those pornbears going to town on poor little brandon!

by shojsauce December 15, 2010