When the wintry weather comes, instead of going into a cave and hibernating for months, a Cornbears will grow a thick porno stache and mate for the entire season to keep warm.
by shojsauce December 15, 2010
If you were walking outside of a cornfield complaing about things being over priced and praising Seinfeld, you might get suddenly mauled to a hideous death by a pack of Cornbears. Dr. Andy Hjortshoj is the world's expert on these elusive creatures.
by shojsauce December 15, 2010