Pornoer

One who watches porno at any given time. If you watch porno, you are considered a pornoer.

Didn't you know Jonny is an avid pornoer. He watches porno all day long at work.

by Don Slapalot April 17, 2010

Pornverse

The adult-content version of the metaverse.

Harper's Magazine: "What will happen when @Meta embraces the pornverse?"

by FutureAdult May 14, 2022

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

by caitie b April 29, 2008

pornorific

a word used to describe something that is worthy of porn, or simply as good as porn.

You're new girlfriend is pornorific.

Mmmmm! this pie is pornorific!

by phorks August 29, 2003

Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

Pornery

Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.

After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.

by kipchoogey July 23, 2010

Pornograffiti

When people draw genitals, naked people, naked stickmen, or anything perversly sexual on something that doesn't belong to them

Jane drew a big fat penis on the sidewalk before the cement dried, she committed pornograffiti.

by twizee November 17, 2009