pornoceros

noun. a boy who is really hot and that you would like to see in porn (having sex).
plural: pornoceri

That new guy at the coffe shop is a total pornoceros.

pornoceros by titusaurus October 23, 2006

Pornogrossy

Porn that is too repulsive to be enjoyed, stimulating, laughed at, or just watched.

When stumbling across a video that turns to utter pornogrossy, a session of wanking off turns to losing your lunch.

Pornogrossy by Beardman Mulligan October 13, 2011

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

pornocrastinating by poser1212 November 30, 2010

Pornoerotic 

Images of the naked human body or sexual intercourse without a focus on the details. Viewing images without disgust.

I saw these pictures: this pornoerotic

Pornoerotic by Dan2009 September 18, 2009

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

pornocrastinating by poser1212 November 30, 2010

Penoceros 

A rhinoceros with a penis for a horn.

"Dude, what the fuck did you just draw?"

"It's a Penoceros man"

"What the fuck is a Penoceros?"

"I don't know man. I'm so chopped"

Penoceros by Cheetos&coolaid April 9, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005