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pornoceros

noun. a boy who is really hot and that you would like to see in porn (having sex).
plural: pornoceri
That new guy at the coffe shop is a total pornoceros.
by titusaurus October 23, 2006
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Pornogrossy

Porn that is too repulsive to be enjoyed, stimulating, laughed at, or just watched.
When stumbling across a video that turns to utter pornogrossy, a session of wanking off turns to losing your lunch.
by Beardman Mulligan October 13, 2011
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pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 30, 2010
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Pornoerotic

Images of the naked human body or sexual intercourse without a focus on the details. Viewing images without disgust.
I saw these pictures: this pornoerotic
by Dan2009 September 18, 2009
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pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 30, 2010
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Penoceros

A rhinoceros with a penis for a horn.
"Dude, what the fuck did you just draw?"

"It's a Penoceros man"

"What the fuck is a Penoceros?"

"I don't know man. I'm so chopped"
by Cheetos&coolaid April 9, 2010
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