Pornmonster

A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.

My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.

Pornmonster by Spanky230 January 2, 2011

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Hornmonster

Someone who is so horny that they become a monster of horniness. Hormones. Hormones everywhere. They want to get in someone's pants

Tyler: "Woah that girls hot"
Nathan: "I know dude. I want to get into her pants!"
Tyler: "You fucking hornmonster"

Hornmonster by Kittycat1031 October 9, 2013

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pornmeister

Porn is short for pornography, meister is German for Master, thus creating Pornmaster refering to someone that can get ahold of any kind of pornagraphic material whether it be in VHS, DVD, JPEG, MP3, or magazine formats in under 5 minutes.

Man, you gotta check out my buddy's adult collection, he's ThePornmeister

pornmeister by G. Fizzy March 22, 2004

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pornconsternation

The futile and all-consuming fixation by anti-porn people with trying to rail against and stamp out in society a pastime that has persisted since humans learned to draw. It is marked by an intractable belief that pornography is intrinsically evil and misogynistic and thus of absolutely no humanist value.

If Catherine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin devoted their energies to things other than pornconsternation, feminism might not be seen as solely the domain of Gloria Steinem, and maybe women would have equal pay by now.

pornconsternation by StaccatoPoet February 26, 2009