Pokémonster

A person who chooses to live life through Pokémon Go

Fuck, that Pokémonster is completely devoid of reality.

by mjfactor July 13, 2016

PokéMonster

PokéMonster is a selfish pokémon player who won't share information, rushes you so that you do not catch the pokémon you need, or makes you leave the Pokéstops because their battery is dead.

Adam is a PokéMonster because he left the stop before I could get the items.

David is a PokéMonster because he rushes me when his phone battery is dead.

by AngelCruz3213 April 2, 2017

Pokemonster

People who cause inconvenience or damage while playing the game Pokemon Go. This inconvenience or damage can be due either to Pokemonster's inability to function in both the real world and the imaginary world, simultaneously, or their complete self-absorption and the idea that the value of the game they play will somehow fill their complete and total lack of substance as a human being.

Dude: "Man, some chump ran over our corn hole boards and another blocked our parking lot entrance while playing that game Pokemon Go, today at work."

Bro: "Man! Those chumps are some real Pokemonsters!"

by Dave Deadeye August 12, 2018

Pokémaster

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.

by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

Pokemaster

To be the very best like no one ever was.
To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

Pokemaster: Gotta catch em all!

by unrefin3d April 24, 2010

Pukiemonster

Being the drunk person whom is throwing up.

"Hey where is Amanda?" - Phil
(walks to bathroom)
"She is the pukiemonster, Where is Shaun?" - Abby
"Oh Noes Mah Girlfriend!!" - Phil

by Phil The Spaceman January 29, 2009

Pornmonster

A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.

My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.

by Spanky230 January 2, 2011