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Hormonster 

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.
When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.
Hormonster by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

hornmaster 

A person who is very horny. A horny bastard.
Look at that girl's ass. Man, your a hornmaster.
hornmaster by Donz December 13, 2004

hosemonster 

a ho, whore, or a real easy girl to have sex with
jody is such a hosemonster, she did me and jay last night.
hosemonster by mitchell paul February 21, 2004

hookmonster 

A philanderer; someone who has a wandering pee pee; someone who has seen more ass than a chair. Used as a term of endearment specifically in Killeen, TX.
Person 1: What up, hookmonster?

Person 2: You know it, ask your sister about that.
hookmonster by El Doctor December 28, 2005

Pornmonster 

A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.
My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.
Pornmonster by Spanky230 January 2, 2011

Hornmaster 

A guy/girl that is so fucking horny that they can't stop thinking of sex.
God Damn Donnie is that all you think about, you fucking Hornmaster.
Hornmaster by Donch December 15, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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