Definitions by Balard!!!

back passage blocker 

a piece of faeces that is too big to pass through the exit hole in your bum.

"Ow, i've got me a Back passage blocker!!"

back passage blocker by Balard!!! July 8, 2005

Pornmonger 

One who obtains and sells/trades pornography

"When Andy bought the Porn TV Channel, he successfully became a pornmonger"

Pornmonger by Balard!!! July 8, 2005