A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.
My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.
Mysterious beings who possess the uncanny talent of imparting knowledge directly into the minds of others through paranormal means, bypassing the need for traditional communication.
The term comes from a delightful blend of "Para" (from "Paranormal") and "Menti" (mind), referring to individuals with the extraordinary ability to telepathically educate others.
"No {insert subject} was found with the given paramenters," the researcher sighed, realizing that even the telepathic mentors couldn't locate anything valuable for that specific {subject}.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'