poomonster

an entity made of fecal matter. Supposedly supports pro-choice politicians and slacks off while supposed to do big ass research project.

Emily: You support abortion?! You poomonster!

by Stevie Wonder on Crack October 17, 2004

poonster

some retarded way of saying pornstar

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason

by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019

Poo Poo Monster

During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!

Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"

by roflcoptersomnomnom December 30, 2008

Pornmonster

A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.

My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.

by Spanky230 January 2, 2011

poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

by Kendra February 26, 2005

pooMonger

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004

poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit

"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"

by bigknowledge October 11, 2020