poomonster

an entity made of fecal matter. Supposedly supports pro-choice politicians and slacks off while supposed to do big ass research project.

Emily: You support abortion?! You poomonster!

poomonster by Stevie Wonder on Crack October 17, 2004

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poonster

some retarded way of saying pornstar

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason

poonster by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019

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Poo Poo Monster

During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!

Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"

Poo Poo Monster by roflcoptersomnomnom December 30, 2008

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Pornmonster

A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.

My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.

Pornmonster by Spanky230 January 2, 2011