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Pornmonger 

One who obtains and sells/trades pornography
"When Andy bought the Porn TV Channel, he successfully became a pornmonger"
Pornmonger by Balard!!! July 8, 2005
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Poopmonger 

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter
Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger
Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009

pornmonkey 

One who is a step above obsession with pornography.
Hung is a pornmonkey.
pornmonkey by violent milk February 16, 2007

pornyonder 

Bastardisation of the Telewest broadband service BlueYonder when bought specifically for the quicker access to porn and naked women.
You got your pornyonder yet mate?
pornyonder by Lockdown June 15, 2004

Poopmongerer 

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.
"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"

Pornmonster 

A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.
My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.
Pornmonster by Spanky230 January 2, 2011

poomongerer 

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.
Sarah is such a poomongerer.
poomongerer by Kendra February 26, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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