Pornmonger

One who obtains and sells/trades pornography

"When Andy bought the Porn TV Channel, he successfully became a pornmonger"

by Balard!!! July 8, 2005

Poopmonger

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger

by the monger man April 9, 2009

pornmonkey

One who is a step above obsession with pornography.

Hung is a pornmonkey.

by violent milk February 16, 2007

pornyonder

Bastardisation of the Telewest broadband service BlueYonder when bought specifically for the quicker access to porn and naked women.

You got your pornyonder yet mate?

by Lockdown June 15, 2004

Poopmongerer

Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.

"Shred the gnar man, and watch out for poopmongerers!"

by Crocean Dick Head July 29, 2009

Pornmonster

A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.

My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.

by Spanky230 January 2, 2011

poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

by Kendra February 26, 2005