Excessively screaming or moaning during
sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having
sex with a partner. First coined in the television show
Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).
Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the
sex bar too high!
Melanie:
Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.