Shit_4_Brains's definitions

shit freckles

Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".

At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!

by Shit_4_Brains July 3, 2007

Kinky Stinky

A term used to describe any sexual act that is considered to be both kinky and stinky. More than just mere hanky panky, the Kinky Stinky denotes an act consummated to such an extent that the participants involved end up smelling strongly of each others' sexual juices.

My baby does the kinky stinky! My baby does the kanky stanky!

by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007

Marieghetto

A semi-funky yet also semi-dumpy small town in Southeastern Ohio; a slang term for Marietta, Ohio, that first came into use by the bored and eccentric local coffee house youth there during the 1990s. A pun derived from the more popular urban slang term "ghetto", but applied to the small town of Marietta, Ohio, and thus the contraction "Marieghetto" came about.

Q: Yes, but is Marieghetto a merry ghetto?

A: Nah, well, sorta, yeah, sometimes. I mean, Marieghetto is Marieghetto.

by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007

MacarAnus

Anyone who makes an anus out of themselves by dancing the Macarena.

Hey, MacarAnus !

all right!

by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007

Sodomous

of or relating to sodomy.

Over there is a hooker we call Sodomous Holes, and over there is a person we call Sodomous Maximus. Those people really are quite Sodomous.

by Shit_4_Brains August 21, 2007

McKraut

An American hybrid type of white people common in many small towns throughout the United States, and particularly common in smaller towns in the Midwest and Appalachia; composed of a mixture of British Isles types (English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish) and Germanic types (German, Dutch, Swiss, Nordic, etc). Anglo-Saxon Celts.

Most of the people in my hometown back in southeastern Ohio are some variety of McKraut.

by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

Skanktified

something or someone who is, or has become, very skanky can be described this way.

John's house became Skanktified after years of wild partying.

by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007