Definitions by Shit_4_Brains

Ass Budget 

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

Ass Budget by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

Fecal Finger of Fate 

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

Fecal Finger of Fate by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

Fart Finger 

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.

In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.

Fart Finger by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

Porniferous 

a way to describe something (or someone) that is very pornographic.

She is extremely Porniferous and raunchy, but a good lay anyhow though.

Porniferous by Shit_4_Brains December 5, 2007

Hornacity

a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.

The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.

Hornacity by Shit_4_Brains December 5, 2007

Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

Pornerific by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.

The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?

Pornacious by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007