Porning comes from the verb "porn,"
In the infinitive case, it is "to porn"
Definition: To watch porn
In the infinitive case, it is "to porn"
Definition: To watch porn
Dude, you haven't been talking for a while. Are you porning?
My girlfriend got mad at me because I porned too much last weekend.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I porned too much last weekend.
by piepixie June 19, 2004
by Matthew Bre August 26, 2007
by Incredible Johnny Mo September 21, 2007
Porning; verb
The act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with pornography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarrassment of the owner.
often combined with kronging
The act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with pornography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarrassment of the owner.
often combined with kronging
Oh man we totally porned my ex's house last night, then we tossed a krongp-bomb on her roof.
Hey lets go porning and hit up your boss's house!
Hey lets go porning and hit up your boss's house!
by gracemaverick January 27, 2008
The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.
by DopamineReceptors April 13, 2019
This porn is good and fresh!
by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019
by ThePokemonGamer0 August 13, 2018