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Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.

I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.

pornie by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

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pornie

1. one who is, or has been, involved in pornographic films or TV shows

1. I divorced my wife because I found out she was a dirty pornie.

pornie by Frank Herdlin May 21, 2004

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Pornie

An individual that has a frequent habit of being on Pornhub, Onlyfans, Chaterbate or any pornstar.

Dad: I just wish you’d do something better with your life instead of hanging out with the pornies…

Mackayla: I’ll be alright daddy, I promise. I’m 18 now.

Pornie by Woof1225 May 18, 2023

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Pornie eyes

The eyes of a pornie (someone who watches porn all the time).

Mike scares chicks away because he always looks at them with his pornie eyes.

Pornie eyes by Dancy Nancy March 12, 2009

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pornesian parrapio

The best name possible

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo

pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

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Pornicating

1.Getting off to someone’s pics/vids that you have met online or subscribed to their site,while dating someone else.Especially someone you could actually end up with.

My girlfriend accused me of pornicating and all I did was talk to someone else.

Pornicating by 93 yourcultleader93 October 22, 2020

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Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub

My full name is Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert by ColaCode July 14, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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