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Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?
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When you type Pornhub wrong and now you've ended up here because you want to know what it is.
Google: Pornhuj, nothing comes up You: Lets have a look at what pornhuj is on urbandictionary
pornhuj by BillyBob23486 February 26, 2018
You were typing in Pornhub and made an error. This came up, you were curious and now you are here.
John: Yo Mike, why you have Pornhun in your history, this some new porn site?
Mike: No, just a typo for Pornhub.
Pornhun by thetigerslily August 30, 2013
A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"
Pornhub by Dubiks October 17, 2018
In Pornhub you can look up how Alabama hot pocket looks in action.
Pornhub by 32121 July 22, 2016

The Great PornHub Purge 

December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.

Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse

- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020
"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.