Porktop

When your girl gives you a sloppy top and as she is doing so, she gurgles your dick like the sound of a pig.

Damn johnny, sally know how to give a mean porktop.

by Professorshlongdong March 7, 2017

Porktown

A fictional land from which all idiotic remarks, objects or persons are said to originate.

Yo, this nigga's straight out a porktown!

by Martin Font March 7, 2004

porntop

a laptop infested with pornography

my porntop is full of good lesbian porn

by kyledwilson March 24, 2008

Porkopotamus

A large, slutty female that’s alway DTF.

Rachel is a Porkopotamus.

I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Porntop

A laptop (usually secret) on which 99-100% it's time is used for porn!

True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!

Anton: Mindy, what are you doing?
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!

by Anton The Reaper September 15, 2013

portopotamus

A Fat Chick from Port Orchard, WA.

Hey Joe! Look at that Portopotamus!

by Jessicamegan July 3, 2008

Portopino

A Portopino is baby that comes from a Portuguese parent and a Filipino(a) parent.

We recently found out that we are having a Portopino.

by Demlo June 7, 2018