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The world's first inflatable beer pong table to come into the market in 2007. The PORTOPONG beer pong table is ideal for pool parties, camping, tailgating, dorm room antics, and much more.

This is the only table on the market with recessed cup holders, made from high quality PVC materials, includes grommets to tie down your table or suspend it, includes strings and repair patches as well as directions.

As our motto says - PLAY ANYWHERE ON ANYTHING!

The only question left to ask is "where are you going to play?"
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PORTOPONG by PORTOPONG May 26, 2009
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portopotamus 

A Fat Chick from Port Orchard, WA.
Hey Joe! Look at that Portopotamus!
portopotamus by Jessicamegan July 3, 2008

protosong 

Noun. In music a “protosong” is an early version of a song. As opposed to the traditional "demo version,” a protosong is less a demonstration of a already composed song and more the seed that grows into a particular track.
I was listening to the protosong of The Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog." It had the riff and chord progression, and Iggy yelped the chorus; still, you could hear all the basics.
protosong by Sam_R. July 18, 2022

portapong 

a portapong is a vaporizer that has replaceable carts and you can hit it anywhere. it is a portable pong
just hit the portapong and im high off that gas
portapong by bongekou February 5, 2021

Protomong 

One who is beyond stupid, beyond retarded and beyond help.
Really, Mr Darcy', cried Elizabeth with exasperation 'You puzzle me exceedingly. Now wipe that dribble off your chin and the spunk off your pants you fucking protomong
Protomong by Spunky McPunk July 8, 2011

Portopino 

A Portopino is baby that comes from a Portuguese parent and a Filipino(a) parent.
We recently found out that we are having a Portopino.
Portopino by Demlo June 7, 2018

Portology 

A word used for popular/cool things. Only used on the 3rd Wednesday of every month.
"That apple tasted so portology!" said Will
Portology by shoethousond February 18, 2020
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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