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The world's first inflatable beer pong table to come into the market in 2007. The PORTOPONG beer pong table is ideal for pool parties, camping, tailgating, dorm room antics, and much more.

This is the only table on the market with recessed cup holders, made from high quality PVC materials, includes grommets to tie down your table or suspend it, includes strings and repair patches as well as directions.

As our motto says - PLAY ANYWHERE ON ANYTHING!

The only question left to ask is "where are you going to play?"
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PORTOPONG by PORTOPONG May 26, 2009
Words you can keep

portopotamus 

A Fat Chick from Port Orchard, WA.
Hey Joe! Look at that Portopotamus!
portopotamus by Jessicamegan July 3, 2008

protosong 

Noun. In music a “protosong” is an early version of a song. As opposed to the traditional "demo version,” a protosong is less a demonstration of a already composed song and more the seed that grows into a particular track.
I was listening to the protosong of The Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog." It had the riff and chord progression, and Iggy yelped the chorus; still, you could hear all the basics.
protosong by Sam_R. July 18, 2022

portapong 

a portapong is a vaporizer that has replaceable carts and you can hit it anywhere. it is a portable pong
just hit the portapong and im high off that gas
portapong by bongekou February 5, 2021

Protomong 

One who is beyond stupid, beyond retarded and beyond help.
Really, Mr Darcy', cried Elizabeth with exasperation 'You puzzle me exceedingly. Now wipe that dribble off your chin and the spunk off your pants you fucking protomong
Protomong by Spunky McPunk July 8, 2011

Portopino 

A Portopino is baby that comes from a Portuguese parent and a Filipino(a) parent.
We recently found out that we are having a Portopino.
Portopino by Demlo June 7, 2018

Portology 

A word used for popular/cool things. Only used on the 3rd Wednesday of every month.
"That apple tasted so portology!" said Will
Portology by shoethousond February 18, 2020
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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