orchard 

collective noun for a large gathering of Mac laptops. Derived from the Apple logo on the lid of PowerBooks, MacBook Pros etc.

"Check out this orchard?!" Exclamation by munted and confused individual who has stumbled into a tent full of Mac laptop-equipped electronic musicians at a music festival.

"I'm heading back to the orchard." Absurdly overpaid advertising executive dragging himself to his feet after his 4th lunchtime martini and indicating he is going to return to the office.

orchard by ColF September 5, 2008

Orchard 

An Orchard is a beautiful girl, she always makes you laugh even on your worst days. But she is sometimes a bit of a sket, she can be a bitchy snake and ott about everything, she quite often flirts with your boyfriend and calls every boy fit. She is quite short and thinks she has a hour glass figure but she’s flat and straight like paper.

Orchard can be such a bitch!
But shes alright
#flat #straight #bitch #snake #rude

Orchard by bichhh12345 May 21, 2018

Orchard 

A hairy man who spends to long on the toilet and loves dogs a bit too much and has George Michael and a bit camp

Orchard (Gay) likes men

(Define).

(Camp)

(Pedo)

Orchard by Official News April 8, 2017

Orchard Park Secondary School 

A shithole high school in Stoney Creek, Ontario built in the 60s. Teachers are ok unless you get Mr.Brooks, he gets annoying with his conspiracy theories. Students are a bunch of stoners that hang out and vape outside the tech hall, all you smell is blueberry muffins but it’s all these so called toughguys sucking their dildo sticks, and a nice waft of weed smell coming from their car cause they drive stoned.

The school is basically runned by Serbs and Muslims so basically they just hate eachother and wanna conquer eachother. So much villager Indians and their capes and and turbans like there gonna plant a bomb.

Hey I goto orchard park secondary school, I just skip class, vape and smoke fat blunts and drive everyone stoned out of my mind in my shitbox civic that sounds like a dolphin being raped.

Orchard Park Secondary School by OGShoota300 January 14, 2020

orchard towers 

Shopping Complex in Singapore, not faned for its shops, but know locally as "four floors of whores"

Lets take Mr B to OT

orchard towers by BigDipper November 2, 2003

Orchard Park 

A town south of Buffalo, NY that is notorious for producing rich kids who pretend that their lives are difficult. It has three country clubs within three miles each other. Orchard Parkers typically dress in anything Ralph Lauren or Lacoste. You must own several pairs of madras shorts, a couple pairs of Sperrys, at least a few pairs of Uggs, and have a different pastel shirt for every day of the month to live in Orchard Park. If you are a Democrat, move.

Guy 1:"Hey, do you think I should get this South Pole shirt?"
Guy 2:" Why the hell would you buy that? You're from Orchard Park, not the ghetto."

Orchard Park by cccaroo. January 21, 2011

Orchard Hill  

A neighberhood in Perkasie known for gang wars, whomp,whale watching, bongs, undercovers, basements, triple c's, sublime, the gym and the people in it.

Hey have you been to orchard hill lately ? Jess rob dallas and brit moved but hey fez is back from rehab and corey is having a baby.

Orchard Hill by OHnigga February 9, 2009