porcupotamus

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

porcupotamus by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006

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Poopopotamus

When you follow someone around in Halo 3 who just got a triple kill and you teabag each of the bodies.

Man Taven that Poopopotamus you just got was insane

Poopopotamus by Taven S January 23, 2009

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portopotamus

A Fat Chick from Port Orchard, WA.

Hey Joe! Look at that Portopotamus!

portopotamus by Jessicamegan July 3, 2008

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porcupotamus

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

porcupotamus by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006