Portoph

to rub your sex organs with your palm

The only naked male I saw before I got married was a farm worker portoph in a barn.

by Porteof September 14, 2019

Pornophilaholic

It's when you love porn, breathe porn, eat porn, masturbate at porn and porn porn.

-Hamed: Man I think I'm pornophilaholic...
-James: lol what? How do you know that?
-Hamed: Well, I watched like 8GB of porn. And it was this morning, before even taking my breakfast.
-James: What the fuck...

by #Hole May 9, 2010

phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

pornophile

An afficionado of adult entertainment.

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."

by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

Pornophobia

Someone who is scared of porn.

Dude my fucking girl is scared of my saturday night schedule, she has Pornophobia.

by MoFo94 February 19, 2010

Pornophobia

See Conservatism

The republican part is very pornophobic

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket

I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

by Bad mother fucker Beau Cater May 14, 2016