Porktown

A fictional land from which all idiotic remarks, objects or persons are said to originate.

Yo, this nigga's straight out a porktown!

Porktown by Martin Font March 7, 2004

parktown boy

A man of stature and gentlemanly conduct who can rebel to survive when the time calls. Who is superior to jeppe scum and kes girls in all ways

For example
Ryan- I want to go to the gym but you know what. Habashwe

Man- the party is dull. Why are we here
Parktown boy-lets go across the road to the parktown party
Man- that sounds sick. Arise

parktown boy by White zulu boy December 2, 2014

parktown prawn 

An big ugly insect looking halfway between a cockroach and a grasshoper. Named after a part of Joburg.

Man, check out the kitchen, it's crawling with parktown prawns.

parktown prawn by Jaapie July 5, 2007

Parktown Boy

A boy of great respect and holds himself up with gentlemanly conduct. With great spirit and a deep love for school that reveals an African spirit from deep down. A Parktown Boy(Lion) is one of the most rare species of school boys you can find , unlike a Jeppe Boy(Zebra) and the typical KES Boy(TeddyBear).
Although interactions with girls and Parktown Boys are slim , beware not to get him near your girl.

Parent: A boy just helped me with my luggage. How polite.

KESParent: He's probably a Parktown Boy:(

Guy: Can I have your number?
Girl: Are you from Parktown?
Guy: No.
Girl: Bye.

Parktown Boy by Miles the thrift.junkie January 26, 2018

porntown 

a porn video sharing "town" where you can upload your own porn videos and become pimp of your favorite porn catagory

i am the porntown pimp of tranny sex!

porntown by porntown April 3, 2009

parktown 

A real niggas block! If you pussy don’t come here Only real niggas be here!👿 no goofies

DeShawn stay posted in parktown smoking Taran

parktown by PKT Gee March 26, 2021