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porksmith
An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.
Literally "A smith of porkings"
Literally "A smith of porkings"
You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!
porksmith by Thomas Harvey September 30, 2005
Related Words
Porkshit • porksmith • porkshire • PorkShot • Porshito • Pork Shield • pork shutters • park shit • Pork Spit • pork shicksa-bob
PorkShot
When you play an FPS video game (Eg. Rainbow Six: Siege) and you fire 90% of your magazine at the enemy player missing every single shot horribly, as you pull away and head for cover, ashamed with yourself.. one stray bullet randomly hits them in the head, killing them.
porksmith
The porksmith made me a sandwich.
Porshito
1. a type of meat
2. usually used to wrap stuff, i.e. mozzarella cheese
3. may be related to prosciutto
2. usually used to wrap stuff, i.e. mozzarella cheese
3. may be related to prosciutto
Porshito by Moe.Yen.Here.Faan.Ok.La May 13, 2008
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