PorkShot

When you play an FPS video game (Eg. Rainbow Six: Siege) and you fire 90% of your magazine at the enemy player missing every single shot horribly, as you pull away and head for cover, ashamed with yourself.. one stray bullet randomly hits them in the head, killing them.

(Spectating a friend playing)
Oh boy Josh is panicking here, hes missin.... ohhhh, thats a porkshot!

by 49simmiT November 7, 2019

Pockshot

Another word for a sexy female who has a large round vaccination scar on her upper arm as a result of a smallpox vaccination.

Wow, check out that "pockshot" on shawty's arm! That is hott!

by scottyfark May 11, 2009

Porkshit

An unworthy piece of meat.

Waiter! I asked for this steak to be medium-well, not well done. What a piece of porkshit.

by 6of1 February 21, 2009

Porkshoe

Taking a kielbasa sausage and folding it into a "horseshoe" shape. This is then administered as a sex toy for double penetration.

I Porkshoe my wife 3 times a day... and then we eat it after her cleaveland steamer on the kitchen counter with a touch of Houdini to round out the aesthetics.

You're a sick sick man... it's a beautiful thing.

by R. Cockmaster Mallory & B.B.C. May 26, 2010