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PorkShot 

When you play an FPS video game (Eg. Rainbow Six: Siege) and you fire 90% of your magazine at the enemy player missing every single shot horribly, as you pull away and head for cover, ashamed with yourself.. one stray bullet randomly hits them in the head, killing them.
(Spectating a friend playing)
Oh boy Josh is panicking here, hes missin.... ohhhh, thats a porkshot!
PorkShot by 49simmiT November 7, 2019
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Pockshot 

Another word for a sexy female who has a large round vaccination scar on her upper arm as a result of a smallpox vaccination.
Wow, check out that "pockshot" on shawty's arm! That is hott!
Pockshot by scottyfark May 11, 2009
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An unworthy piece of meat.
Waiter! I asked for this steak to be medium-well, not well done. What a piece of porkshit.
Porkshit by 6of1 February 21, 2009

Porkshoe 

Taking a kielbasa sausage and folding it into a "horseshoe" shape. This is then administered as a sex toy for double penetration.
I Porkshoe my wife 3 times a day... and then we eat it after her cleaveland steamer on the kitchen counter with a touch of Houdini to round out the aesthetics.

You're a sick sick man... it's a beautiful thing.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026