Definitions by lyndo

Skertel 

To shy away or run from, usually a cross between a walk and a run.

I just pinched your bag , now I shall skertel off.

Skertel by lyndo May 13, 2016

porkshire 

An overweight pit bull, pit bull with eating disorder.

For sale, porkshire puppies. Father is Hampshire pig, mama is american Staffordshire. Make offer, willing to trade for bacon.

porkshire by lyndo April 28, 2015

jaggy 

To cover the tattoos of a woman with your jizz (aka sperm,spoof,seaman,lovejuice)

Man 1: "Dude last night I picked up this chick with a couple of tattos... so I covered them with Jizz"

Man 2: "Dude you totally Jaggyed her!!!"

Man 1: ".... Hiyeeee Fiveeee"

jaggy by Lyndo January 21, 2007