porksmith

An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.

Literally "A smith of porkings"

You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!

by Thomas Harvey September 30, 2005

porksmith

A person who shapes and makes a living out of pork.

The porksmith made me a sandwich.

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

poopsmithery

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.

My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

Torksmith

The slash pairing of Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork from The Monkees. Torksmith is often written about in the form of slash fiction.

Person 1: "Did you get that link to that sexy Torksmith story I sent you?"

Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."

by Psychedelic Dreamer February 9, 2014

poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery

My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

the poopsmith

Works for the King of Town and shovels whatsit. Has taken a vow of silence.

Spin N' Say:The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.

by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003

the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.

(there is no example)

by A. Non February 15, 2004