a puerto rican.

someone who is in america but still waves around their little puerto rican flags.
Damn porkins all stand in the middle of the hallway.
by meghan March 12, 2004
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The fat guy who gets owned in Star Wars Episode IV
It was hilarious when Porkins died, lol.
by Bocrominated March 30, 2009
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Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!

Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"
by Devin E September 08, 2008
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A volatile, nymphomaniac hailing from the land of Yorkshire-England. Loves calling people viirgins and eating pies.
‘It was so mental when that porkin punched that guy for being a virgin
by Greencabbage April 08, 2020
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Violently having Oral,Anal, or just regular sex.
It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure.

Fun though.
Dude last night I was porkin it so hard she blacked out.
(Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!
by Larry Mcgrieger May 03, 2008
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