Pootaster

A dumb reading of a very noraml phrase. From scrabble.

"oh... haha.... pootaster... I get it"

"it's poo-taster", retard.

by Elliott P February 9, 2008

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopjasterblevomulate

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

Pootastic

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

by propart June 8, 2009

poosterbate

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

Pookster

A different form of Pooky, a nickname for one extremely kool gurl. Can also be used as a verb.

"I love you Pookster"
"DAYAM thats so Pookster"

by Pookster July 31, 2003

Poaster

Deliberate or ironic misspelling of "poster," meaning a twitter user. Noun.
Alternative forms of the word include poast (n) – a misspelling of "post", referring to tweets.

It can be appended as a suffix behind other words, such as shitpoaster (n) or shitpoasting (v).

Trump was irritating, sure, but you can't deny he was perhaps this hellsite's greatest poaster

by joy8374(2 April 24, 2021