pootmaster

a word for a guy who gets a lot of girls and has sex with them.

see also poot

nick: did u get them girls

sam: yeah son

nick:your a true pootmaster

by G.I kern April 27, 2011

promasterbate

v. Killing time by masterbating

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."

by tencia beast February 18, 2008

poopjasterblevomulate

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

pitmaster

One who is skilled and respected for their skill in BBQ food cooking.

Check out Pitmaster Eazy E. He should start his own BBQ business, and name it Eazy-'Que

by Eazy-'Que November 6, 2013

Pokémaster

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.

by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

Pokemaster

To be the very best like no one ever was.
To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

Pokemaster: Gotta catch em all!

by unrefin3d April 24, 2010

Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010